Thursday, March 15, 2012

If I were for the 2nd Week of March

If I were Arnold Clavio, I would clarify my statements regarding the Azkals. I am sure the issue is all a big misunderstanding.

If I were Kobe Bryant, I would be happy with the trades made by the Lakers in the trade deadline. Sessions will definitely do better than Fisher numbers wise.

If I were the producer of the 20 things I dislike about the Philippines, I would tone down on the cussing in the script. Cursing makes the satire sound like a really big insult. A lot of people including foreigners felt that the guy should leave the Philippines.

If I were a Department of Tourism official, I would take note on the observations of the said video. The truth hurts but we cannot live in denial forever. Little improvements could go a long way.

If I were from the Fire Department, I would disseminate information about fire prevention. It is fire prevention month and there seems to be fire everyday.

If I were Juvic Pagunsan, I would be so proud of my performance in the recent World Golf Championships- Cadillac Open. Who knows, one day will he will become the first Filipino to win a major.

If I were Renato Corona, I would testify in the senate impeachment court.  The Chief Justice is the best witness to clarify all the accusations made by the prosecution.




Friday, March 2, 2012

If I were for 1st Week of March

If I were Senator Miriam Santiago, I would just calm down and make my VOTE as my ultimate message in the CJ Corona impeachment trial. If the prosecution is mediocre, so be it.

If I were Manny Pangilinan, I would definitely buy GMA 7. Hopefully, it would not make Philippine TV viewing boring hehehe.

If I were Floyd Mayweather, Jr., I would stop bashing Asians. He should fight Pacquiao instead after his jail time.

If I were to study medicine, I would study in Cebu. Well, Cebu Med Schools are quiet good.

If I were someone who failed in the past bar exams, I would take the 2012 exams. New exam format, multiple choice. ;)

If I were the Azkals, I will say sorry to Ms. Cristy Ramos. Stop fooling around and start winning, instead.

If I were P-Noy, I would start reform with new laws and hire the best lawyers to prosecute the corrupt. It's time to stop talking and start doing but it is really hard when your opponents have better lawyers. ;)

How about you? Do you have any unsolicited advise?